Fixed! 

Watch his original press conference.  He was literally confused about the whole deal.  He had nothing to do with it and was raked over the coals only b/c his name wasn’t Aaron Rodgers who liked his ball over inflated.

Sure, still, fuck the Yankees though.

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

The Patriots can ship Jesus Christ himself over to the Jets with high confidence the Jets will wear him out, fuck him over and leave him demoralized enough to go back to Heaven with his tail between his legs before you can say “Easter.”

China: [fires Rockets]

There is a bright side, I guess 

+1 Alderaan being blown up by the Death Star

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

“and if she was so upset that he won, why did she work for him? I don’t understand that part.”

Mike Brown not being in on the joke is pretty much the story of his career.

Yeah, but after that game they went home, went to bed, and woke up in Canada, whose leader is not Donald Trump...so I’d say they all came out on top.

In hindsight it’s pretty clear that Trump’s 2015 “I like people who don’t get caught” comment about McCain was a watershed moment for the GOP. Until that point, Trump had of course said a lot of horrible and stupid things, but he hadn’t really attacked and disgraced anything that the GOP held as absolute sacrosanct.

That should count for two. He was clearly inside the three point line.

Unfortunately for the trolls, Captain Marvel is dedicated to a fallen airman, so hating the movie means they hate the troops. I don’t make the rules, I just enforce them.

This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.

And Mookie Betts will now start his bidding at $400 million. And damn he deserves it.

There’s always a flip side.

The program reduced my monthly mortgage payment by 33% for the remainder of the loan. It helped my family very much.