The HD super slow mo of the Red Sox third base coach getting absolutely drilled in the face by an Austin haymaker was quite spectacular.

In addition to murdering many a baseball, Big Papi disintegrated plenty of bats on his head and thigh. He also did this:

Maybe they should stop handing out full scholarships like candy to kids who can’t hit at least 75% of their free throws. I sucked at b-ball all the way back to the first grade as a skinny short stump but I damn well made sure I controlled the only thing I could - lifetime 80% shooter from the line, boom.

If he thinks he’s being used and abused by the NFL billionaires, just wait till Vince McMahon sucks the living soul out of him all in the name of profit.

The fucking headline was from 2005. What a joke piece of pulp fiction.

Fuck the Super Bowl, how about a single fucking playoff win?!

I swear if Joseph McCarthy were still alive today, his takedown of the entire Trump administration would look something like this.

Close.

Why in the fuck am I receiving phone calls from Ivanka Trump campaigning for her daddy with a blocked caller ID? How is that even legal?

Forget releasing the tax returns and Wall Street speech transcripts, I want full tox screens released for both of these idiots ASAP.