Ladies and gentlemen I present to you...

A roadster without a manual option seems silly - the entire point of a roadster versus a GT is to have a better driving experience and that usually involves more engagement such as shifting on one’s own.

$6k Dodge Magnum V8

“Let me get this straight...”

A Mazda3 starts at $18k MSRP and blows pretty much every 5-seater under $30k out of the water in terms of fun, while being fuel-efficient and reliable. 

“Tightening the nut behind the steering wheel.”

Have you ever farted on your phone, because the only safe place for it was between your legs? NOT ANY MORE! Our butt plug with tractor beam has an (optional) fart shield!

*raises hand* Me!  Me!  Me!  I’ll take it!!!

fair

I think you’re underestimating the willingness of Americans to take on large sums of debt.

I will never not love this House Hunters meme.

hate to be this bitch but i’m gonna be this bitch

Yes.

Mt Washington says hi 

What is autopilot for?

But lower taxes, AMIRITE!?

Gotta skimp where you can. $200 will buy several years worth of dinners.

I’m gonna be totally honest here. I’m 27 years old. If I’m going to a grocery store solo, I’mma be cart serfing. Not not because of the LULZ, but because it’s actually an efficient and enjoyable way to move.

The only stat that matters. LeBron scored 21 in the FIRST QUARTER and Boston was only losing by 4 points.