I bet I could be pretty happy with the bonkers adventure that driving that thing across country would be.

I’m gonna use that blocked-ad revenue money to buy you some nice, soothing butt-salve, and a mohair washcloth with which to apply it. Because you’re worth it.

I don’t know, it doesn’t look all that bad to me.

Spare a thought for that camera mount, its ball joint ruthlessly murdered

h/t doorfliesopen.com

I’d assumed that it was a note that said, “HELP” scrawled in blood.

We have allocated roughly 350+ Billion dollars on the F35 project to replace fighter jets (F18s and F22s) that are still more reliable and dependable than their replacement. The program is estimated to cost over a 50 year period: 900 billion to 1.1 trillion.

The ISS has cost taxpayers about 50 billion since 1994 and is…

But her emails...

Yet you post a picture of a $50k version.

It’s ok, I had a bloody nose that ruined my Hawaiian shirt. It was nature’s way of saying “let’s let this one go”.

People who prefer Chipotle to Moe’s are only slightly worse than Nazis.

more like shitdowns amirite.

I’ve got zero sympathy for people who willfully choose to eat at Applebee’s.

If Ford can sell three cylinder turbo Focuses, I’m sure Citroen can sell three cylinder Cactuses.

Never been a big fan of them, but I really like the Landfill joke from Beerfest (the one where he dies and is replaced by his previously unmentioned identical twin brother, who is inexplicably also called Landfill)

22 Jump Street would like a word

Yes, but what did they do with the drunken sailor, ear-lye in the morning?

Well maybe they just want to protect their poultry industry?

As soon as I read your comment, I knew it was written by a retard.