The guy in the suit in the top image is all, “Keep it together Joe, you are not seeing a brightly dressed mutated Italian midget jumping blissfully down the street.”

long live the ridgeline. the truck that fits 90 percent of the populations needs

I do deserve one, which is why I bought one back in 2016.

Counterpoint: if it’s raining hard enough to turn on your wipers, sure would be nice if I could also see you/your lights. I don’t think this is a stupid law at all. Lack of enforcement, perhaps, is stupid.

Turn signals. They should be amber. Always. Never red.

What REALLY bakes my noodle is that the Germans actually go out of their way to make US/Canada-specific taillights with red directionals when the ones they use in Europe (with ambers) would be completely compliant in the US.

Easy: Front plate requirement. Ohio, requires it. Michigan (and damn near everyone else), not so much.

My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.

You’re wrong.

....You realize you posted this comment on a website dedicated to reporting the news to the exact type of people who would open such a garage, right?

thousands? citation needed.

thousands? citation needed.

The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.

Oh cool the alien mystery of GTA V Has been sol -GTA Online - FUCK.

Or he could have bombed more empty runways after telling them what we are going to do because Trump is a military genius.

It’s more likely the scenario unfolds like this:

Why the hell does it need to tell the Pentagon? Then Pentagon works for the White House, not the other way around, and international diplomacy (for whatever value of diplomacy you want to use) is a Presidential prerogative.

7 miles.... pffft

If you’re embarrassed about anything, it probably should be the fact that you willingly watched something only slightly more exciting than competitive house-painting.

New ad: “I’m super gorgeous, a 10/10, but I also have herpes. Love, Giulia”

Like this, I’m guessing...

I have screamed, to anyone who will listen, that there is a market for the Hyundai Santa Cruz, and that if it’s priced correctly it could probably do really well.