Last weekend I bought a new F-150 from a dealership 700 miles away. I was looking for something very specific in terms of configuration. None of my local dealers had anything close, nor did they seem enthusiastic to order one. It turns out a dealership 700 miles away had what I wanted, the incentives from Ford were…

One of the reasons I love IT is how matter-of-factly he says this. No animosity, just ‘yeah, we both know how it is’.

COTD

Extra low mileage Murcielago for sale. Recently serviced, fresh paint. Only 37k miles! Asking $250,000 or best. No lowballers, this is a RARE car, I know what I have.

Shhhhh, I live there :)

See, we’re not racist. Some of our best players are black.

Their team hashtag (#BearWithUs) doesn’t inspire confidence

Both.

I’m amazed Kimo still has this car. The Sunworks team has been pretty big in the Houston scene for the ten years that I’ve been following it now, and I remember when this car first started showing up at meets when I was in high school, very cool to see it progress like this.

With a selfie-stick, idiot.

I have many thoughts about this, and one of them is that once a week of John Oliver is just not quite enough.

Besides the amazing item itself, my favorite thing about this is the Cardinals fans with their arms open screaming at the umpires to do something about all the unbroken rules that were broken. #bestfans

Remember how everyone thought Westbrook’s surrounding cast was just as good as Harden’s? Those people should be publicly shamed every day at noon until the start of next season.

2017 Call of Duty: WWII

It was the most NFL players that have ever attended a White House visit EVER!

As a guy who is painstakingly trying to level and re-seed bald spots in my backyard right now, I’m about to cry. However, the enthusiast in me cries tears of joy. But I’m also a landlord, so we’re back to sad tears again. Cognitive Dissonance is a bitch.

The graph is misleading. Social Security and Medicare have a separate tax that goes only toward those items. Discretionary spending is what is really important when it comes to government budgets. Here is the graph for that.

MOAB isn’t a penetrator. Its designed to air burst over the target and cause a pressure wave to flatten everything around it. In the case of a tunnel network, they are especially vulnerable to a nice big pressure wave propagating down the tunnels.

How dare they assume that bombs gender.