And then back up and do it again.

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I don’t chase down erratic drivers, but if you threaten my children with a chainsaw, it would be VERY difficult for me to suppress the urge to run you over when you walk away.

It does look like some cheap “gamer” keyboard from China embedded into the dash.

Good god, that dash looks like something HP Lovecraft would have dreamt up.

Agreed. The Focys comes out nicely in all tests and reliability data. Yet, I wouldn’t want to look at what seems to be inspired by the most awful 1990s stereos all day.

It was at this moment that I realized that base model Ford interiors look a little like a female genitalia anatomy drawing.

Fiesta interior’s so bad I bought a Fiat 500 instead. Like some kind of clarksonesque ‘it’s so ugly I’d rather flagellate myself with a blablabla,’ I know...

Agree. Mom owns a Fiesta. It’s awful. Space shuttles (Orbiters) have fewer buttons.

Where you park your G Wagen...

Restitution. Because I still am on the side that the cars didn’t kill anyone, poor driver awareness did.

I don't remember this scene from Furious 7...

LED lights are not found on police cars.

They don't pay us enough as techs/advisers/parts/salesmen dealing with YOU nagging customers :]

Customer won’t be so fired up to drive a McLaren again.

MKZ.

The new Mustang!

“Mine.”

No way. I was lusting after a production version of the concept Volt. Instead they built a Chevy Prius.

2015 WRX...