With a marketing associate of that caliber, I can't fathom how the company isn't doing well.

Wait...what

Aaaand now I'm hungry.

haha, or it could also be the dual zone climate control in celsius!

Really? I have yet to see a single Colorado in the wild. Raptors on the other hand I see almost daily doing their suburbia grocery-getter thing.

22° lat, 22° long...

Who you callin' friend, pal!

I'm not your guy, friend!

So, good luck with everything, buddy.

What's the British equivalent of Murica? Because I think this is it.

There was a road here in Brazil famous for toppling Beetles due heavy crosswinds. This thing would be thrown clear out of the road.

Bro, I only got so much garage space to park the ones you keep passing on.

"Because"

SO MUCH ROOM FOR ACTIVITIES!!!!

Nuff said.

freaking hotrod couch. those things shouldn't move that fast

Runs on anything - including used motor oil.

Easy peasy. Next question, please.

I believe that Step 4 is a little easier said than done and none of the other steps really matter if Step 4 is not achieved. In fact I would say that Step 4 needs to be Step 1.

I have a slightly relevant story about the time a guy in High School broke a kids jaw and induced a seizure after his head hit the ground... because he cut him in line for lunch. The local news went crazy for that headline. An upstanding kid with good grades and won games pitching on the high school baseball team sent…