::sees “hilarious” in title::

Just listening to Rihanna.

“There were great delays, about seven years of delays,” the best delays. Delays you all heard of and some you have not. Huge delays. They delayed us bigly, cost us greatly. But those delays are great and we’ll make the plane great again. Great.

Think I walked it...only time I drive to the Seaport is when there’s a detour to get to Logan or something.

As someone who lives in Boston I talked about this possibility with some friends.

Too many syllables for our fearless leader to pronounce.

Counterpoint: it’s a ban on Muslims.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

Shit...20% tariff on Mexican Tacos?

It means that Jenny got a new phone number and can’t be reached at 867-5309.

I’m out of ideas.

Hellcat Ram’d in the rear? Should have Dodge’d.

Me: “wait...Takuro knows these are automatics. Why is it in caps? There must be...”

3 tweets, 3 chances to correct “still” to “steal”.

Most actually stop at “Super”. Too many letters.

Not advice but a friend said he got the Corolla S because it was sporty. That’s what the S is for.

At this point, we’re all hoping for the best.

Our environmental regulations are out of control?

You know who asks these kinds of questions?

“Fucking peasant”