Shut up and take my stars, you glorious bastard.

Anyone heard from $kay? ARE YOU ALIVE?!?!?!?

Problem is that the world learned of the golden showers last night. That’s 12 hours of shit to accumulate, literally and figuratively speaking. I don’t want to Google what we’ve discovered since then.

Ass licking wasn’t listed as one of his fetishes the Russians reported on...but those sources are still being verified.

My best car-based date was just this past year. We took a well deserved vacation to the Catskills to get away from the city, family and work. My girlfriend found a drive-in theater that was playing a double feature. Saw a couple movies with the windows down, popcorn out and dog asleep on our laps.

We’re monitoring sales of the Colorado’s MT to see if we will offer it. However, it would be only available in 4x2.

Then there must be a shit ton of emergencies where I live because otherwise I could go full GTA and just hop right in at almost any hour of the day.

Speculation about what the vehicles will look like be damned. This news still has me all:

And here I am just wanting a small 3D printer to make figurines...or a pyramid...or something stupid like that. GOD DAMMIT ALL

Without looking at competition or doing research to back this upcoming statement, I have a feeling this is still excess.

I remember this rule.

Maybe it had something to do with the fact that my hands were just slightly too small for the distance between the wheel and the paddle shifter

I’ve been trying to wrap my head around this kind of thing that seems to be going on. We, as a country, apparently want to make ‘Murica great again.

Actively cranking? I like where this is going.

How many garages can there be that you can’t search them all, in a single area, over the course of 5 fuckin’ days?

But actually don’t. Stay. I liked that.

Impact will be over 9000!

wasn’t conveyed well from my end.

I would literally be Frye except one hand would have keys to my FoST and the other would have my wallet.