Recommended the SS and found one around the budget. Hell, I want one.

I’ve seen far more jelly beans than I have the SS (as I said, 0). It’s sad.

Chevy SS...used, 2014 model, top of the budget but definitely unique in that I’ve never seen one on the road (near me at least). And hey, keeps him in that Chevy V8 lineup!

Take some time off, it’s almost New Year’s. Everyone should be checked out at this point.

BY TURNING IT UP TO 11!!!!!!!!!!

I think people are missing the point of your post so I hope I am reading you correctly here. To summarize your thoughts:

So a Jalopnik writer was driving his bug in the winter...

Was it the best paht of yah day?

Duh.

Cut her off?

Please provide me with numbers showing presidential vacation days for the past dozen administrations, or so. I am too lazy to Google it myself.

Worst: Jeep Renegade.

1st Gear: The Koreans Don’t Fuck Around

We can be sad about this but as soon as we see one being pulled from the water, I’m out.

So I would say that a solar road for vehicle use is 1) prohibitively expensive and 2) annoying to service and maintain. Use as a pedestrian walkway in outdoor markets, bike paths, gated communities, etc. seem to be a solid fit with immediate use for the facilities around them. State park making it’s own power much…

The B83 is the big daddy of them all. The big kahuna. The grand poobah of death. With a yield of 1.2 megatons, it is the only megaton-capable bomb left in the active American nuclear arsenal.

I like this.

Let me tell you...my hands are not small. Trust me.