Yep. This is about right. Open a brokerage account and sock away around 30% of all your income (if you can.) Don’t get tricky, just plop half in an S&P 500 ETF and half in a global fund. Use what you have to to pay taxes, skim off the rest and put it in a SEP or 401K savings, plus your Roth. More brokerages offer the…

It’s like we took sailboatprojector to a Cubs game, then the museum, then a parade....

If you’re going to remain drunk enough to be a Bills fan, BC powder is what’s for breakfast.

You mean “Senator Gronkowski.” Come on.

Seriously! Why am I hearing about this from Lifehacker instead of LastPass!?

I’m not sure, but I think you just explained sports, American foreign policy, and religion. Well played.

Hey, it’s like $3! And the prime rib is damn good! Just don’t sit near the stage. #valuemeal

So, wait. Brisbee is Ralph Macchio in the original Karate Kid and Simmons has time traveled to become Jaden Smith in the remake? Or Classic Simmons is Ralph Macchio and Nouveau Simmons is Ivan Drago? I just want to see Brisbee swilling Four Roses and wearing a Paulie hat.

He actually hates baseball. His Second Life avatar goes to a lot of quidditch matches, though.

You left off the amazing Grant Brisbee of McCovey Chronicles. Dude can write. If he doesn't count as a beat reporter, I'm going with Baggs.