I mean, if a Hyundai Accent is one’s benchmark for car technology...

yet we can’t seem to build a Hyundai Accent whose windshield wipers are controlled by a smooth knob that would slowly raise their speed in an infinite number of fine gradations

Don’t worry (the fans of whichever team loses will bitch and moan and act like 0 calls went in their favor the entire game)

Can you ask your basketball source how come LeBron gets to travel every time he touches the ball as if he were Le’Veon Bell waiting for the hole to develop?

Jesus man....it was Greg Hardy that sent you over the edge? How long have you been a Cowboys fan again?

I’ve been trading worthless stocks for years. Income from those worthless stocks paid for part of my house and put my kid through college.

This is bullshit.

1 gigabit = .13 gigbytes.

I really didn’t want to vote for Erdogan, but I just couldn’t overlook Hillary’s e-mails.

lol

Pretty sure this isn’t how direct injection works

Big deal. I give up all the time. (Puts on sweat pants and heads to nearby gas station for dinner.)

>“One-trick-pony” (in terms of acceleration)

Pros stated from the video:

I agree. I am a fan of watching big league baseball & an A’s season ticket holder. Not necessarily a died in the wool A’s fan. Compared to AT&T the fan experience at Colosseum is superior & a few $$ cheaper. A’s workers are happy to see you, and the geezer experience is outstanding. Finally public transportation is as…

it looks like a zucchini fucked a butternut squash

But before I decided to take it to a sexy level, he was my bud!

I’m not big on gold chains and pendants, but this intrigues me. Is there one where the pizza is whole? I do not have 7 friends.

Everything in a burger is ancillary to the taste of the meat. That's why when I buy a burger I yell directly at whomever I'm ordering it from "HOLD ALL BUT THE MEAT, I JUST WANT THE PATTIES, SHOVEL THEM IN MY MOUTH, KNAVE!"