Grow up: Stop spending money on low-quality status symbols to impress people you don’t know or like, and buy a fucking Honda/Toyota like a normal person.

At least in SF, cabs are reluctant to go into the burbs. The cabs are all congregated in the Financial District. In the instances I called a cab to get me to the airport in the morning, the cab did not show up.

You do know Montana has said he was throwing the ball away, right? He didn’t even know Clark was there. The catch was the play.

ALS, not Alzheimer’s

Nice try, Roger, we all see you.

YOU GOT ME BRO!

BoFa what?

I apologize.

Oh man, these replies. This is internet-comment gold.

Do people not know that a 71 bus doesn’t have a diesel emissions cheat code?

Thanks man...that’s why I’m here, and they let me write fun stuff too!

I’d say the opposite. Having Pilot Super Sports on a Honda Accord is more poser.

ATM: Ass To Mouth

My favorite because its the one I know the answer to.

The Levi’s 514 Straight

The Levi’s 514 Straight

Cost.

I think ACI is actually an Amazon brand.

I think ACI is actually an Amazon brand.

Bruh that’s the colors of the flag of Italy.

When I had to lie to my mother about how hungry I was because there wasn’t enough food for the both of us.

Spoiler alert you grew up rich. The evidence I used was trips to Europe and Private college.