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Contempt for the guy who just hit him in the head during a slide? Imagine that.

GET YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE.

Step two is tank tops.

It’s probably useful to know how to operate a motor vehicle.

Somewhere, Roger Goodell just got a raging erection from the idea of having this kind of power.

I know the PERFECT man for the job.

I don’t buy them a car, I negotiate on their behalf. People also pay other people to mow their lawn and do other things they don’t feel like doing themselves.

14 hours from NYC

Opposing Player 1: He’s just chilling there

This is simply beautiful. +1 yard

OMG, I was in Seattle last weekend and those people have no collective memory. I unfortunately root for the Raiders and I gotta tell you, I hate the broncos, chiefs and chargers in that order but I have no animosity towards my former division rival Seahawks at all. Has the 12 thing always existed? Because I have no

As a Seattle resident who is sick of the pretentiousness of the damn “12's”; loved Cam throwing the flag down. Shit, everytime this team loses their final game of the year, some opposing player should throw down a damn 12 banner so these smug assholes will raise their fists and cry “damnit I’ve been a lifelong diehard

Sherman knows all about karma screwing up a season:

Sherman calls someone out for being a poor winner and disrespecting other fans?

What intersection was this? Probably on his way to one of those Viet coffee shops(y’all know which ones). RIP aluminum.

WESTWORLD IS A DOCUMENTARY

This is a pressure-filled situation for a young quarterback. Can Goff go 3-4 and secure Fisher’s legacy?

Those fans can’t melt real teams!