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Contempt for the guy who just hit him in the head during a slide? Imagine that.

GET YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE.

Step two is tank tops.

It’s probably useful to know how to operate a motor vehicle.

I know the PERFECT man for the job.

I don’t buy them a car, I negotiate on their behalf. People also pay other people to mow their lawn and do other things they don’t feel like doing themselves.

14 hours from NYC

Opposing Player 1: He’s just chilling there

This is simply beautiful. +1 yard

OMG, I was in Seattle last weekend and those people have no collective memory. I unfortunately root for the Raiders and I gotta tell you, I hate the broncos, chiefs and chargers in that order but I have no animosity towards my former division rival Seahawks at all. Has the 12 thing always existed? Because I have no

As a Seattle resident who is sick of the pretentiousness of the damn “12's”; loved Cam throwing the flag down. Shit, everytime this team loses their final game of the year, some opposing player should throw down a damn 12 banner so these smug assholes will raise their fists and cry “damnit I’ve been a lifelong diehard

Sherman knows all about karma screwing up a season:

Sherman calls someone out for being a poor winner and disrespecting other fans?

What intersection was this? Probably on his way to one of those Viet coffee shops(y’all know which ones). RIP aluminum.

WESTWORLD IS A DOCUMENTARY

This is a pressure-filled situation for a young quarterback. Can Goff go 3-4 and secure Fisher’s legacy?

Don’t fret, people call me rich sometimes too. They don’t seem to understand the difference between people who are capable of not overspending, and those that think they can buy a $60k car even if they’ve still got student loans, credit card debt, and a mortgage while making $60k/yr.

Those fans can’t melt real teams!