If you want to be truly inspired, watch the version he did for the Niners back in 2011. Nothing makes you feel worse as a Niner fan.

Speaking of Porsche, whats up with your 944?

That must be one of those Nissans that Doug was mentioning above!

One solution would be to hold your breath for long enough or start sniffing glue or something until you start to enjoy donks, stancing and s**t. That’ll probably be a lot cheaper.

Definitely this, but the cynic in me is saying that if this was for a car that sold in a volume higher than ‘a handful’ it would be different.

I believe the proper term is “gentleman sausage.”

Anyone else waiting for celeb interviews to be started with “How you doin’?”

I think what he means is that Tim Duncan is the superior basketball player, regardless of entertainment value.

You are going to need this...

If Amazon is only for consumer application, they’re going to have trouble with their other blue 55 gallon drum:

I have a container for tap water in the fridge so it is colder when I want it. Surely that isn’t beyond anyone.

Team Valor is the only choice for a real american!

ObscureSimpsonsReference is complaining about not understanding non-obtuse video game references.

Gisele: “Well you can’t expect him to throw and catch!”

I make every purchase with a credit card and pay the balance in full. I get lots of money from cashback rewards for no cost. My credit is also fantastic now.

This makes no sense.

terrible advice.

your advice is bad.

He uses Bing.