Confirmed. Tire pressure off by 1.5 psi

Don't wait for the impossible. There’s essentially no excuse NOT to buy a Porsche 986/996/987/997 at their current prices (and pay for the IMS fix, if necessary.) That will leave you with a great handling car that you can keep for a lifetime, and you’ll have more available Porsche Club events to attend than you can…

Ecoboost just kicked in, yo.

Well looks like I have a new favorite Plummer in the NFL (Sorry, Tomsula).

Wait you can’t compare the Panamera and the Giulia.

if 4 door is faster than 2 door, it stands to reason I need me a 6 door car... 8 even

Good, now more time slots for Ancient Aliens... I think they should change the name of the network to Hystyry and get it over with.

I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

Nice troll.

“ $130k isn’t that much.” Well at first I hated the guy in the story. Now I hate you.

You know what else severely limits your ability to have fun? LIVING WITH YOUR PARENTS

Pictured: the author.

And with that please give a warm Jalopnik welcome to our new staff writer, Kristen Lee. She comes to us from a small regional print newsletter called Road & Track and DDs a car as powerful as approximately 15 Baja Bugs. She’ll do great around here.

“We’re light-years ahead of probably every other team in structure, in planning, in how we’re going to go about things.” - Joe Lacob, as his team tries to sign the same all-star free agents being chased by the rest of the NBA

7.6/10 on the bayless scale

Yeah you can hang it up right next to your 12th man jersey.

Is this even a question?

You don’t even understand that burrito bowls are better how am I supposed to trust your sports takes now

In fantasy high school, yeah, where you have a girlfriend who appreciates cars, and you can afford a corvette.

@Zilla_Killa: Ben mentions that in the article.