caymanmypants
Cayman My Pants
caymanmypants

+1 leatherette upholstery

I got along fine with a 150cc scooter most of the time. My 600cc sportbike was too big. My Cayman is too big! Everything is just TOO DAMN BIG!

Weatherford BMW in Berkeley was mean to me. That put me off from BMW, which is too bad since I loved my E46.

my note 5 is big and essentially bezel-less and i don’t have a problem with it. this is a two hand phone, though

Loved my boblbee when I was commuting by motorcycle. such a pain for any other use. still starred this suggestion.

Loved my boblbee when I was commuting by motorcycle. such a pain for any other use. still starred this suggestion.

DEEZ NUTZ. HA GOTEM

And that’s where we get the term “Achilles Transmission”

Sweet wrap arounds

I’ll start my own tournament. With blackjack and hookers.

Alternate take: Dressing room BJs

would be more impressed if you could graciously satisfy yourself in front of 117 of them

I think they already tried this.

+1 hand on me, Jack

I Cayman my pants. They made me buy it. I was okay with that.

checks all the boxes

OOOH THAT’S IT. GIVE DADDY WHAT HE WANTS

Undersexed white women, you say?