How good is the GB roster, really? Rodgers compensates for a lot of that team’s deficiencies.

Maybe food delivery should take a page from Uber and Lyft and charge surge pricing/market rate for delivery.

BRB texting your wife ;)

Harbaugh, you just keep doing you, boo boo. You just do you.

Originally read the title as:

That’s good Ninja.

Popcorn can’t melt ACLs.

The curse of the Harbaughcolypse continues!

Obviously because Charlize Theron is South African. Checkmate, atheists.

Or maybe having Justin Smith made old Jimmy look better than he actually was.

Maybe this will teach me to pull out...into traffic.

You’re not going to believe this, but Vader is Luke’s DAD!

You must jerk it to some weird stuff when scrolling through PornHub

Listen, I don’t care if they were made in Buckingham Palace by whipping egg whites between Kate Middleton’s asscheeks.

Doug already had an Elise.

Your mama sure does care about your schooling, son.

Dick Sherman said it first, but who said it best?

I put a “Type R” sticker on my laptop for extra megahertz, yo!

What if the Panthers or Patriots this year (or some team in the near future) went “undefeated,” but tie a game during the regular season. So they go 18-0-1. Does that still count as undefeated? In my dreams, it does, and Mercury Morris has to face up to it.

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