So I posted the meaning of the phrase and because of that I am contributing to the cultural breakdown and the war on women because I didn’t post it with a disclaimer about misogynist language? Yeah. All right. One. I think 95% of the commentators on Jezebel understand this and those who don’t I’m not going to change…

Yeah. I saw that. But I hate policing every. single. word. everywhere all the time. I get exhausted and sometimes want to enjoy linguistics.

Fuck, that phrase may as well have been created specifically for him.

pretty much. we call people pussies too, but i like big girl’s blouse as it’s somehow more disdainful (and let’s face it, actual pussies are goddamn badass and dicks are enormously wimpy).

Actually, the hairpiece’s aerodynamic shape generates a surprising amount of lift. As long as there’s an air current around, it’s enough to offset the weight of the hubris.

I just cannot imagine how he walks under the combined weight of his balls, hairpiece, and hubris.

I cannot wait for him to reply to this.

If someone doesn’t respond to you after the first Grand Gesture, it’s time to leave them the fuck alone.

“I thought he was a big girl’s blouse,” Scott said.

No. Of all the disgusting things this animal has said, how dare he besmirch the memory of my beloved princess with his taint.

No. Use nonadhesive, thick plastic shelf liner. If something spills, pull out the liner, wash it off, and put it back.

Not that this suggestion is one I'll be doing (I'll just clean up spills as they happen instead of letting them sit and cake on), it's notable that the suggestion specifies using press and seal wrap, which is mildly adhesive on one side (like a post it note) so concerns about it moving around and coming off are…