Also, “apparently hiding in some kind of pocket reality,” and “Apparently The Watcher allowed him to survive his crumbling reality....” Did Sam just not pay attention at all during the end of the Bad Strange episode? What’s the point of reviewing episodes if you pay as much attention as someone just dicking around on…

The paperweight Infinity Stones are from timelines that don’t exist anymore, so maybe that’s why they don’t work. Ultron isn’t destroying timelines or universes, he’s just fumigating them.

I can’t help but notice that there’s now a puzzling trend of female leads from the MCU not showing up on What If…?

I was stoked for DP S3 but adding Michelle Gomez?

I kept waiting for this moment.

Personally I was just waiting for his chair:

Oh, cute: they have funny “Grecian” names. Wonder when Feces and Testicles will show up.

The best joke in the MCU is the part in The Avengers when Cap shows up and starts barking orders at the cops, and the surly lead cop says, “Why the hell should I take orders from you?!” Then a group of Chitauri attacks, and Cap takes them all out in seconds, and the lead cop, without missing a beat, gets on the radio…

Roy fucking Kent. It’s schmaltzy, but Roy walking into the stadium feels so cathartic. Brett Goldstein walks like a boss.

those last eight-ish minutes were SO FUN! Also, are Rebecca and Ted texting or is that a red herring?

I’ve never had the “pleasure” personally, but anecdotally I know that if you dislocate a joint once, it is increasingly likely to slip out of position thereafter. I have several friends (one of whom is an ex-professional athlete) who have disgustingly shoved back knees and shoulders into place after they inopportunely…

“at 7+ months off the injury and able to do his yoga group, it’s really weird that it locks up so badly.”

I thought the repeated use of ‘She’s a Rainbow’ in this and previous episodes was a not so subtle reminder that this is first and foremost an Apple show.

Sorry dude, it was a slice of charming, cute fun. B- if you must but I’d give it a solid b. And Taika was hilarious. 

Believe IO9 -- A.A. Dowd’s the guy of critic who never likes anything mainstream.

I fucking LOOOOOOOOVE Last Action Hero. Outstanding performances (Charles Dance was always an ace villain), great dialogue (“Danny told me not to trust you. You killed Mo Zart!”) and a genuinely clever premise. Plus that soundtrack, which I still have on CD somewhere (Anthrax! Megadeth! AC/DC! Fishbone! Def Leppard!…

Those are some dumb adults. The first Lego movie and the Lego Batman movie are both great.

The Truman Show for the Fortnite age?! I was hoping it would be more like an Ed TV for the TikTok era!

You think the movie's bad you should try reading the book.

I’M NOT SAYING THIS IS SECRETLY A GOOD MOVIE, OR THAT YOUR OPINION IS INVALID, BUT I CANNOT HELP BUT FEEL YOU WANTED THIS TO BE A DIFFERENT MOVIE THAN WHAT IT WAS INTENDED TO BE.