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*watches Brian sleeping on a giant TV screen in the moon*

I think the Esquire article made a lot of people really dislike him.

Tom Hiddleston could play a pretty amazing young Liam Neeson

Guy Fieri and Kevin James may be the same person. Kevin just puts on a wig and adds some fake tattoos.

You failed the mention the best part of the game which was jumping off the bike and grabbing onto the car that drove around the first level. You could ride on top of it for a while if you did it right.

Why won't the daughter answer any of the moms questions?

The guy on the left is clearly cosplaying as Michael Cera from Juno

It was, but then scalpers started selling the free tickets to my last drink, so I had to do four more nights of drinking for true fans the 4 nights before the final show.

Yeah, but people didn't pay exorbitant amounts of money to watch me when I declared it would be my last night drinking.

I don't overestimate it at all, I figured he would end up doing shows and make more music under the LCD Soundsystem moniker, which makes the final show stuff even worse to me, because he probably knew it too.

Oh fuck that, he absolutely owes at least an explanation, don't do a masturbatory final show bullshit if your just going to start up again 5 years later.

What are some rap songs you like?

AV Club is definitely more of a place for mean-spirited shows about black dudes who like football.

Oh, ok, it doesn't exist then.

…ugh

He's just a normal boy that wants to kill when he doesn't get hugged enough.

It's easier to lighten up if the attempt at humor actually produces some humor.

"I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive"

It looks incredible on my Apple watch!