EXACTLY. Pregnant women are hosts, which makes the creatures growing inside them parasites. Basic biology. I’m glad we’re in agreement on this!

Hosts are allowed to kick out bad guests and squatters.

“Inviting that in”. I just...I can’t even.

And there it is.

I’m from Florida and one of my favorite trails is basically just a dirt path through a swamp with alligators swimming and sunning along the banks on either side. While most Floridians just assume there is an alligator in any body of water large enough to hold one and know to keep small dogs and children close when…

Right??? In Florida of all places when a sign says stay out of a body of water you stay the fuck out.