UNPOPULAR OPINION SLASH ALSO MAYBE SPOILER ALERT FOR AOU

Kristen Schaal is my favorite.

Nope, it’s just the opposite gender equivalent of “fat chicks totally give the best head, brah!”

Yeah, the guts push against you in pleasing way.

I’ve dated some super hot guys—some briefly, one for a long time. All of them, invariably, have been entitled, subtly but deeply self-centered and, in some aspect, communicated this air of, “You’re not the best I could do.”

Really, thanks I didn’t know!

It’s totally NOT a thing... It’s the thing that the media have been trying to brainwash us all into believing, for decades. Now they’re trying to make us believe that labeling it Dadbod will make us believe it’s the sexy norm.

I have a real hate for that woman. My excuse is FUCK YOU.

It isn’t. And it won’t. We’ve been accepting schlubby men in sitcoms and in some instances even holding them up as sex symbols for years. The wife is always hot. She’s expected to be hot.

Dad Bod expectations:

Well, you know, Chris Hemsworth exists so that means men are totes as body shamed as women.

Same here. Once, I thought he was the future of filmmaking. Turns out, he just wants to be Guy Fieri.

EUUUUUGGGGGHHH. It is absolutely that plus he used the word “pOwns” in a sexual context. I can’t believe I used to like him. (And still kind of like Mallrats, if truth be told.)

That Kevin Smith tweet is like a more graphic version of all those “My hubby is the best hubby ever! Love him sooooo much!!! #blessed” Facebook statuses - in both cases, your insistence undermines your credibility.

Since when have “dadbods” not been celebrated? Adam Sandler, Stephen Colbert, Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson, Will Forte, Ty Burrell, Bob Odenkirk, Rainn Wilson... I can keep going. The list of famous, wealthy men on tv/in movies with “dadbods” numbers in the hundreds. The list of famous, wealthy women on tv/in movies…

It's the literary equivalent of clapping your hands for emphasis in an argument.

The WEIRD all CAPS that these PEOPLE use tell me THEY just DON'T know how to DRIVE a POINT home.

Uh oh... someone on Yelp is butthurt... (from the Alden & Harlow Yelp page):