almost as good as

You're apparently pro-recommending your own comments too.

Look at his face?

This is the best thing Flyers fans have ever done since...

Janice Dickinson was a fucking supermodel.

You know what sounds more like a money hustle to me? This Hot Take. When’s the last time Damon Wayans did anything even remotely culturally relevant? Sit the fuck down, Major Payne.

Watching a fat man with game is the best part of sports.

What motivation would there be to go after Brady? especially as popular as he is, it wouldn’t gain you much love for it and they had to know what a sh*tstorm it would cause so what’s the motivation to lay a made up charge on him?

For any other team yes but with the Patriot’s history I think its appropriate.

Every team and every fanbase makes it easy. The reason it’s easy is that the NFL is basically an organization run by cartoon villains, owned by kleptocrats, played by murderous wife-beaters and worshipped by the worst collective stereotype of American Idiocracy.

I lived in NY state for 17 years (late 90s up to a couple of years ago) and I disagree with your assessment. Upstate is split between Giants/Jets/Bills and the usual assortment of leftover front-running Cowboys/Steelers fans, but I don’t know ANY native NYers that are Pats fans, unless you are talking about the…

Hell. He went to school in hell.

I am Scott - 3rd reader letter down the list.

There’s a future for you writing Nationwide commercials for the Super Bowl.

I’ve always had a fantasy where they bring out the family and kids, and when they say turn around or Let’s welcome home Corporal Marine Todd, the family turns around overjoyed and then they wheel out a casket with the flag draped over it.

The degree to which the NFL continuously insults the public’s intelligence is maddening. Can we please just accept all of the horseshit hypocrisy, dispense with the horseshit ritualistic pomp and circumstance, and watch fucking football?!

I don’t think it can be pointed out often enough the degree to which the NFL, in actuality, does not give a shit about the military but uses the partnership for 1) profit and 2) so that all the military nomenclature that is shit out the mouths of the Bucks and Nantzes of the world of a thin veneer of support from the…