Microsoft made this deal for three reasons:

Eat shit, Bobby.  I hope we never hear from you again after December.

And Microsoft got even bigger with dubious benefit to any consumers.

I “borrowed” some stainless spray cleaner from work, and it would leave a light coating of oil of some kind which really helped the fingerprint problem on my fridge. But i really wouldn’t want to have to do that on a car though hahaha

Ahem: “Is it car-related? Not at all. It is, however, plane-related, or at the very least plane-adjacent, and we write about plane stuff all the time. So why should this be any different?”

I’ve never seen a mugshot of a guy more named “Cody” than this.

If old people want to drive golf carts around gated neighbourhoods or just down the road to the market, I am totally fine with that. A few less senior citizens won’t even move the demographic needle.

My question is, why the hell are golf carts legal on public roads at all? They’re unable to keep up with traffic and wildly unsafe in an accident.  I can’t imagine what would happen if one got hit by an F150 or the like.

I’d imagine her job is “managing upwards” and keeping him as far away from SpaceX as possible, something Linda Y over at X needs to start doing.

I don’t. Nor do I know anyone who turns off the internet to people fighting an invasion on a thin-skinned whim. 

“state-of-the-art military satellite network”

Elon Mush is a fucking piece of shit and no one should ever buy a tesla and give him their money, period.

I have worked in union and non-union places and the union workplaces were always better in my opinion. But then again I am not a self-centered overconfident man that thinks he alone can do better than collective bargaining. 

These self-appointed parking police are the worst. When I was briefly on Nextdoor (what a cesspool that is), one guy who was an app developer wanted to develop an app where you could take a picture of what you believed to be an illegally parked car and it would be sent to the police who would then mail you a ticket.

This is a better way to enjoy a David Cage game.

‘ “Especially the women” a frantic, sweaty David Cage shouted into the microphone before he could be wrestled away by PR. ‘

“You killed the shopkeeper Zar Bladlock. Now we have a new shopkeeper, Zur Bladluck. He will be succeeded by the next shopkeeper, Zer Bledluck.”

Sure, but like any other Quantic Dream game, you have to temper how neat this sounds with how absolutely stupid it will be in reality. 

I sometimes wonder if a Planescape Torment televised series could actually work (say HBO).