Marvel used to put their most bizarre team-ups & crossovers right before summer break started. Early 90s comics were pretty cool until the industry tried to make everything a collectable.

“Woke Alerts”

Everyone in that guy’s chain of command just got a permanent case of lemon booty.

“BiKE laNEs dON’t wORk aND arE A waSTe oF MonEY!”

Crazy idea.

“come and take them”

“On Friday morning, I woke up to a string of texts telling me to check Selena Gomez’s Instagram story.”

“Some people would literally burn down a building instead of going to therapy.”

Texas REALLY doesn’t like any form of drag.

For a company (based in France!) that has multiple games set during various revolutions, they sure do think they can keep treating their employees like shit.

Twitch is a dumpster fire that keeps crapping on the only people keeping it alive, the streamers.

I’m rooting for you!

I don’t know about how big business works but I know if I failed to pay my rent and got evicted, my credit score would take a huge hit and legitimate bank wouldn’t lend me a free pen for 5 years. 

In completely unrelated* news:

The Monarch is dead? Long live the Blue Morpho!

Using a tweet with less than 500 likes doesn’t prove their point either. 

My mother miscarried 3 times, 2 of which called for life saving dilation and curettage. To this day both her and my sister (who wouldn’t be alive if our mom wasn’t able to get he 2nd D & C and wasn’t able to have one 5 years ago) are firmly anti-abortion because they have no sense of self awareness nor shame.

It seems as though the traffic hell just migrated a few miles south. 

The Mixing Bowl is chaos incarnate. 

It seems like the AI got to the “Dave Chapelle 2019" database of comedy.