“Hey Respawn, remember one of the best parts of the Titan Fall series?”

This dude sounds like he watched Fight Club every day and missed the point every single time.

I thought I’d never say this (looks into a drawer with a few Punisher shirts and a hat that haven’t been worn since 2016) but Disney REALLY needs to get off their asses and defend their IP.

Somebody pulled this guy out of the grays for funsies...

Someone elses.. ideally something in the company’s fleet. The clutches tend to be broken in and if something breaks (and you’re a halfway decent liar) you’re not on the hook for the repairs.

I guess the folks that were anti-seat belt and pro-indoor smoking were able to spawn a few times before exiting the gene pool. 

It better be a damn good concubine and a decent cook for $235K.

Nothing is more feminist than reducing a woman’s agency in a relationship down to “just with a guy because he has a big ole peen”

[Looks at the sales numbers for  Pokémon games that have been varying between "Not bad" and "Buggy and Stale"]

Nintendo is to video games as Hitachi is to "personal massage devices" 

-NO-

“UPDATE 10:05 a.m. ET, Tuesday October 11: A number of players have reported issues redeeming either Kiriko’s voice line or skin (or sometimes both). Kotaku has reached out to Blizzard for comment on this.”

The leaders of this industry think that they are so far ahead of everyone else that they keep doing shit like this without suffering any kind of financial epercussions.

Remember when people were up in arms about how much Sony was charging for the Last of Us Part One remaster? Two weeks was forever ago. 

Why would a dude that believes the key to immortality lies in the blood of young people be interested in forced birth? I mean other than to keep up his supply of young blood...

I bought the game right before a big move and didn’t finish it until my house was unpacked and set up (re: about a year later). That final act was so damn good that I was legitimately sad when the credits started to roll. I started a  new game+ but it just didn’t have the same impact as it did the first playthrough. 

A great sendoff to a great person.

God Of War Fragglerock

Mike’s passing hit me pretty hard too.