“Hey Respawn, remember one of the best parts of the Titan Fall series?”

This dude sounds like he watched Fight Club every day and missed the point every single time.

This and the “He looks just like your boss” line spoken seconds before baby Grinch gets stuck in that tree leads me to believe that orgies are the preferred method of procreation in Who society.

I thought I’d never say this (looks into a drawer with a few Punisher shirts and a hat that haven’t been worn since 2016) but Disney REALLY needs to get off their asses and defend their IP.

With the Iron Sheik as co-CEO.

“I will resign as CEO as soon as I find someone foolish enough to take the the job... After that, I will just run the software and servers teams.”

Somebody pulled this guy out of the grays for funsies...

Someone elses.. ideally something in the company’s fleet. The clutches tend to be broken in and if something breaks (and you’re a halfway decent liar) you’re not on the hook for the repairs.

I guess the folks that were anti-seat belt and pro-indoor smoking were able to spawn a few times before exiting the gene pool. 

It better be a damn good concubine and a decent cook for $235K.

Paul Mooney wept.

Nothing is more feminist than reducing a woman’s agency in a relationship down to “just with a guy because he has a big ole peen”

[Looks at the sales numbers for  Pokémon games that have been varying between "Not bad" and "Buggy and Stale"]

Nintendo is to video games as Hitachi is to "personal massage devices" 

-NO-

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“Oh shit, was that a bump? We better back up and make sure it didn't jostle the money."

Should have been a moving truck. 

“UPDATE 10:05 a.m. ET, Tuesday October 11: A number of players have reported issues redeeming either Kiriko’s voice line or skin (or sometimes both). Kotaku has reached out to Blizzard for comment on this.”