“You’ve been working your ass of during a pandemic, stuck with us even though we’ve protected sexual pests and helped us develop games infested with every micro-transaction imaginable. What has all that hard work and dedication get you?

Now I’m going to be listening to Henry Mancini all weekend. 

It didn’t but it might as well have for all the quarters it stole form me. 

It’s been my normal PvE loadout for years.

Nevermind me, I’m just dusting off Sweet Business and Actium War Rig for no reason at all.

Apparently not at any arcade that had Spy Hunter, Road Blasters or OutRun cabinets.

Legal trouble from other NFT bros is not what scared them off...  trying to associate their scam with Minecraft that is where they really stepped into it.

“Wait, I can just huff glue in the back of art class?”

Ubisoft is going to lunch a never ending, ever expanding “Assassins Creed” platform/metaverse and I can’t shake the feeling that this is how they plan to monetize it.  

Hey Ubisoft, people aren’t paying a bunch for used copies of your games so why would they pay anything for individual items from those undesirable games?

“Folks* online are calling developers like Guerrilla Games lazy and uncreative for reusing short animations”

“Why do her boobs keep growing with every Guilty Gear game Arc System Works releases?”

This is the second weirdest “Fuck, Marry, Kill" I've ever seen. 

From Gizmodo:

Just heating up the market in hopes that someone outside of the scam will buy it at an artificially inflated price.

To be fair, a 20 minute cut scene about an obtuse subject is pretty standard in most Metal Gear games.

https://youtu.be/XwMjPWOailQ

I get that Biden should be doing more on quite a few things, but I’ll be damned if I’ll be looking at anyone’s tweets for any kind of encouraging info.

“...who were motivated strictly by such inconsistent personal feelings as goodwill and volunteer spirit.”

It almost covers up my stupid typo.