This is literally the plot of every Police Academy movie.

“for whatever reason... may have taken exception to that sign.”

Its hard to find a decent make-up artist while daddy is actively demonizing LGBQT+ and people of color.

He calls them “sons"

“You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.

They have to justify that over inflated budget somehow.

“We put the babies in charge and they fucked up”

It’s a dog-eat-dog eat dog-eat-dog world.

The only reason they removed the transactions form Battlefront 2 was because they didn’t want to piss off Disney. 

“So they’re gone and won’t be coming back....”

I honestly couldn’t tell the difference between the UFC gif. and the normal adds on this site.

Why only get $60 from each player when you can get a few extra million from Amazon?

He didn’t wind up getting shot, a girl didn’t drown in his car, die in a plane crash and he’s not married to an 80's movie star. Wins. 

I am one of the “D1, Day 1 guys. When Bungie announced that they were moving to a seasonal content/pass I took a year off and came back at the beginning of this season. I played for a few weeks, hit 1050, completed the battle pass and.... meh.

“There are a million things to do, but only 3 of them matter...”

Do you think one of the reasons they vaulted all of that content was because the new subclasses would exploit things not designed with stasis in mind?

(KINJA!)

Too much [dot] con

He’s the second coming... It’s kinda his thing.

The troll army is more sorry than usual.