When you elect Andrew Dice Clay, the bar is pretty low.

If men were able to have abortions, they would have always been legal... for men.

At least he pointed to the head on his shoulders. 

She could be the next Press Secretary... not like we'll ever see one again.

Why is Drake Like This?

Why did this have to go all the way up to THE Supreme Court?

He was just trying to get away from his personal Karen.

Gigolo Joe is worried.

Reporters need to ask the following:

“I’m in contact with [the White House task force] and I’ve said, ‘Are you recommending this?’ ” DeSantis said. “The task force has not recommended that to me.... If any of those task force folks tell me that we should do X, Y or Z, of course we’re going to consider it. But nobody has said that to me thus far.”

Too many or not enough?

“For example, Florida, where Trump yes-man Ron DeSantis is governor, has reportedly received multiple shipments of the medical supplies they’ve requested to combat covid-19"

The entire country of Greece is full of banged out cars and people who have no shame using rope to hold pieces in place at highway speeds. I have never been to any of the cities mentioned, but it seems like the closer to the roots of Western civilization we go, the worse the cars fare.

I bet it’s like the Mad Tv skit where Seth Green is an evil boss in a wheelchair.

Trump is pissed because he’s had to stay in the White House for more than 5 consecutive days. He’s willing to feed people false hope and placebos just so he can get back to golfing and racist rallies.

Citizens United cutting both ways on these bastards.

“They can and should all hug each other now”

The fact that Trump hasn’t gotten to golf, and his properties haven’t been able to grift the government, for almost 2 weeks has to play into this idiodic GOP talking point.