Leave sharks alone, humans. The smear campaign must end!

The secret is to replace butter with “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Phenazapam”.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Not harming others? One of them dug up my begonias.

Thankfully we still win with ice where it counts most, in our massive icewall on the border, to keep out all the yankees when your country finally descends into the eternal hellfire that is coming. Maybe you can use the gold medals to barter for food or shelter in the near future.

Thoughts and prayers

In this extended metaphor, the dog is american industry, the hose is private equity, and we, friends, are the white whale.

What married couple has that much chemistry and sexual tension after 20 years together though!? That’s what makes it unlikely to me.

Oh yes. It’s a best kept secret. We’re not actually polite, we are extremely passive aggressive. Sorry about that.

That should be an option on defibrillators...

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

Barry, you prude, you’re acting like you’ve never stuffed a platonic friend’s muff in your face then transitioned her into a hurricarana in the name of competition before.

But isn’t the same thing as Americans calling Paris “Pa-rhis” and not “Pah-rhee” the way the French do?

Not really. I’m probably going to be posting this all over the damn place, but Pyeongchang isn’t that hard to say in the first place and there’s no exonym, just Americans butchering the vowels and trying to make it sound tonal when it isn’t.
It’s a “p” sound, followed by “yeo” exactly like the first syllable of…

I’m Chinese, and I generally pronounce the ‘ang’ (including my name) like Americans do when I’m speaking English.

In your last sentence, I think it’s the latter. Actual different names for places between languages seems like a different topic, and maybe a provocative one ... but my take is that there’s a sweet spot between flamboyantly getting pronunciation wrong and flamboyantly getting it right. I can pronounce Spanish quite…

Like many chain restaurants, there is no one person named P.F. Chang—it’s a combination of the founders’ names.

Not to victim blame, but she was outside in Australia. She’s lucky she wasn’t killed by a spider or a snake having a “My venom is more deadly than your venom” contest.