I had a new blouse stolen out of the gym change room in grade 9. I only owned that blouse a month, and never saw it again. I still want it back, too.

This asshole has tenure. I can't even get a fulltime contract.

Joke is on the Duggars. That cat was GAY — and now they are!

Between "Finger Lakes red wine," that label, and the color, I know exactly what "Red Cat" tastes like, without ever having a sip. And trust me, it's not good.

I would have expected him to be wearing a Red Sox cap, what with everyone getting B-headed.

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

I agree completely. I mean, technically, I guess I'm "homoromantic demisexual cisfemale"... but I that is the most ridiculous combination of adjectives ever. Maybe I'm too damn old.

Not just an 80s/90s thing. MBTI quizzes regularly make the rounds on my FB pages, which people wanting to make sure everybody knows how special and unique their personality type makes them.

Addendum: Dude in the gym locker room not only played his music through his phone speakers but SANG ALONG with it. This isn't The Voice. Fuck you.

panromantic gray-asexual

Because it is so hard to find a female who is attracted to us that we are forced to assume they all are just so we don't miss an opportunity.

I'm not an interpreter or captioner myself but I'm very familiar with this as a Deaf person. It looks like somehow, the practice file that captioners use to essentially train the computer to recognize names was sent into the broadcast stream.

Generally, a captioner will spend time before an assignment inputting all…

Monogamous, but would have a three-way with two very specific men in my life.

I live in Waukesha. The victim is the niece of my 6th grade teacher. I drive past the park where the victim was stabbed-EVERY DAY. Needless to say, this hits me close to home. The events here have just shocked the hell out of the whole city/county. The word on the street has been almost overwhelmingly for getting…

Why would I want my foreskin back? Seriously. Dudes try not to talk about each other's disks, but I've never heard anyone WANT a foreskin. It's a hygiene issue, UTIs for you and your partner, it gets stuck on stuff, it can bunch up painfully. Even if the legend that it makes your penis more sensitive is true, do we…

Foreskin is overrated, this is coming from a foreskin have-er. Plus, when flaccid, it makes your dick look like a naked mole rat. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

...I'm good.

What I find 'problematic': that I'm a grownass Old and am kinda getting obsessed with Charli XCX.