I could see this. I've been with my gf for 25 years. At least once a month I think to myself "I wonder if this is the year she dumps me" because:

Back when you held that "biggest lie you ever told" contest, I drew a complete blank.

Flowers in the Atlantic.

I'd take that perceived beauty research with a grain of salt. The researcher is Singal after all . . .

Kids, just stop it. Your grandpa here hasn't been this confused since the first time he read "on fleek." Show an old man some mercy.

Very much so. As a Yank, I'm at a huge disadvantage whenever I need to rent a car abroad because either the service has no automatics or they do but charge a lot more to rent them. I was in Turkey not too long ago and no automatics anywhere. My gf did all the driving.

Well if this was in the late 80s or early 90s you probably made me a hummus plate and the later ran into me while I was crossing the street (I still have the scar.)

Just apologizing for double posting. I'm using a tablet and for some reason it just hates kinja. It's fine with other sites, but with kinja there's a deep-seated hatred.

WAIT.

Off topic but thanks for reminding me of that place. I loved that area. Awesome Lebanese joint, Food for Thought, the burrito stand . . . good times so long ago.

I almost wear it as a badge of honor. I seem to always bring it up in random conversations.

Today, and maybe just for today, you're my hero.

WAIT.

That's amazing. I experienced almost exactly the same thing but I wasn't the bachelor. I did not want to go at all, knowing there would be absolutely nothing sexy about it. We get to the door, the bachelor says "I really don't want to do this; later" and leaves. I turned around and left too. I have no idea what the…

Incontinence. That's something the dog would pick up on even though Lady Grantham might be none the wiser.

Downton Abbey dog spoilers?

Digital by Joy Division. Only song that ever worked for me, but it wasn't a solo excursion.

. . . whoa.

I can confirm that this is true.

Earlier this week I was jealous of a boa constrictor. Today that's been upped today by a tuna.