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Bayern have won the last *7* League titles. They have more money and resources than any other team. They have demonstrably outgrown the Bundesliga. Eliminating the clubs that are too big to fail i.e. Barca, Bayern, City, Madrid from domestic play would restore parity and make it possible for the other 17 or so teams…

I saw this already on Snapchat. 

Bayern have ruined the Bundesliga. This is one of the reasons I support a European Super League in lieu of the Champions League. It would reinvigorate the domestic leagues. Relegation and promotion would give every single team something to fight for. Bayern spend so much money to choke the competition and they win…

Yet another Iran article without mentioning Israel a single time. Amazing! I’m not even being sarcastic, I’m genuinely impressed Splinter is continually able to do this with a straight face. This *entire* escalation is (and has been) at the hands of Israel. Iran poses literally zero threat to the United States and…

Home Improvement rules. I watch it 1-2 times a day. You suck dude.

Messi is the greatest soccer player of all-time and the second most dominant athlete ever behind Tiger Woods. 

Well said. The police and firefighters that make up a healthy percentage of the White Sox fan base prefer acts of institutional violence.

I can’t wait for the 750+ op-eds in the next few days about the horrors of this cartoon and how no apology, no matter how groveling will ever suffice. America is Israel’s bitch, deal with it. 

The cartoon is painfully accurate and I wish more people weren’t so terrified to call out Israel for having an insane, outrageous amount of power and influence over US foreign and domestic policy. It is *demonstrably* true and Zionists are the worlds biggest snowflakes. 

a venti pike with 4 shots is known as a panic attack.

Impressive that you managed to avoid mentioning Patrick Beverley a single time in this article, the man who had the biggest impact on this game. It’s like when Splinter writes about Iran without mentioning Israel. Impressive. 

My favorite episode is from season 1 (I think it was still Good Morning Miss Bliss, based in Indiana) where Zack tried to join the Rigmas and sold out all his friends only to discover that he was being used by the Rigmas the whole time. Also the Rigma dudes were like 24 playing middle school parts. 

Fun fact: Tyler Summitt gets to collect his mother’s state pension of $173,000 annually for the rest of his life. #selfmade #Selfpaid #BillSelf 

It was cool of him to drag all of the players and their families through the mud when he realized his extortion plot wasn't going to pay off. This guy is a freakin psychopath. Also fame is cancer and destroys everything it touches. 

So when the Derrick Rose documentary comes out next month and Deadspin writes a piece that casually calls him a rapist and compares him to Kobe despite 1. Never being charged with any crime. 2. Refusing numerous offers to settle out of court. 3. Unanimous acquittal in civil court, which requires a lower burden of…

I agree with all of that. My original point was that Ronaldo is the best pure goal scorer of all-time and I stand by that. If there’s a separate category for clutch performances as well he is also #1. Messi is the greatest player of all-time no question. 

There’s more to the discussion than raw stats. Ronaldo spent 6 years in England - a tougher league than La Liga. He has 5 Champions League titles and has consistently shown up in the biggest moments to score the biggest goals year after year. Real Madrid have looked mediocre at best this year without him. Messi is…

Messi is the greatest player of all-time. Ronaldo is the greatest goal scorer of all-time.

You should work for the tourism bureau.