I really, really enjoyed reading this. Schultz is clearly and demonstrably a terrible person but the UP is the best part of the United States. It’s 30% of the land mass of Michigan but only 3% of the population. People are genuine as hell up there and you won’t find much sarcasm. I go up there every few years for a…

Shit like this just reminds me that our beloved sports teams are literally just privately held businesses that exist to make as much profit as possible. If you don’t have to pay a guy and you think you can get away with it without long-term brand damage, you’re not going to do it. I’m a Bulls fan (yikes) and realize…

I watched this clip 3 times, or as Tom Emanski would say, back to back to back.

Mbappe is still amazing. He plays like Derrick Rose before the injury. Fastest, quickest player on the field with insane feel for the game. 

Beverley is arguably the most financially undervalued player in the league. Also, he would trend far more often if people could spell his last name correctly. Even long time NBA scribes still spell it “Beverly” #Beverley

America is Israel’s bitch. This is *demonstrably* true and can’t be refuted. I love all the Russia-gate morons ignoring the actual influence of Israel on our political system. We are a worthless nation. 

The Russia thing is a big pile of shit that will get Trump re-elected but can we use the word Israel when discussing Kushner? Like they have direct access to the highest level of US intelligence via Kushner and literally no one cares because Americans are incapable of paying attention. The Democratic party, all the…

“Yesterday, the Welsh manager announced his return to the Premier League as the new manager of Leicester City.”

And he’s now been fired by the school:

These 2 guys wore MAGA hats to the Chicago Auto Show last week and wrote a glowing letter to the Chicago Sun-Times about the experience:

I’m surprised you didn’t call Derrick Rose a rapist in this story. Deadspin policy is to always refer to him as such, despite his never having even been *charged* with anything, let alone convicted. Are you guys OK over there?

Rape jokes are awesome, especially when that person didn't, you know, rape anyone. Get those likes tho man!!

I love how you wrote this without once mentioning that this is 100% at the direction of Israel. Americans are paranoid about Russian control while Israel literally drags us into another war.  

Time for HBCU’s to stop allowing AIPAC to recruit on campus. AIPAC is a cancer. 

Of course. Lust is the most honest feeling a man can have. Verbalizing that lust can get messy. 

I hate to break it to you, but these texts are coming straight from his reproductive organs. As a male I can confirm these are lust inspired.

As a shameless Zionist of course she feels at home in a country that was founded by displacing the native population. I’m looking forward to her piece next week on the anti-semitism of kangaroos.

Oh shit! Seems like a slam-dunk case. He must be doing 50 years in a penitentiary. Wait a second, could it be that you’re citing the plaintiffs deposition, referencing a specific text exchange that was in no way the basis used by the defense for establishing consent? Do you want me to go through the text messages that…

Well, he’s never been charged with *anything*, and he was unanimously acquitted by a female majority jury in a couple hours after a 2 week civil trial, which requires a much lower burden of proof. The appeal was also unanimous in his favor, but I’m sure you know more than a federal appeals court. Dipshit.

Americans really don’t understand how powerful AIPAC has become in regulating American life. This decision is an absolute disgrace. I’m furious! Say it with me: Israel is a FOREIGN COUNTRY. They do not get to regulate American speech. This is a problem that is only getting worse.