Wasn't it really satisfying? I like to think that we helped these guys shrink their egos down to reasonable sizes, if only for a while.

I did that as a 17 year old, when at a camp reunion, my crush from the year before (who'd exchanged calls with me every day after we got home for two weeks, before going radio silent and taking up with a chick from another cabin) came over and tried to flirt with me. I gave him my best, blank "I don't know who you…

See, I would assume he would drink anything, no matter how shitty. I mean, can he even taste booze at this point? Show me Martha Stewart sipping your liver-pickler and I'm in. An endorsement from Keifer just makes me think your bottle is the easiest to hold while driving.

My dog just died. To say she was my best friend doesn't do justice to the bond we shared. I know dogs don't live forever. I know she was sick. I know she had a great life. I thought I had prepared for her death, I had no idea it would feel like this.

Glad to see Dan Stevens doing so well in Hollywood. So many popular movies and blockbusters. He's EVERYWHERE. Same for Jessica Brown Findlay (Sybil). Winter's Tale was a smashing hit. I mean what actress wouldn't leave a strong feminist role to do bunch of sappy movies in Hollywood?

You know, as much as I liked the first season, the Sybil and Branson storyline was the only one I managed to find especially compelling and it basically kills me that they had him carrying on this stupid dalliance with the scheming maid in later seasons. I hate Mary as a general rule but I think that a romance between…

aw, I kinda love him on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me!

Really?! I love him! I think that he's actually pretty self-aware about a lot of his neurotic hipster-y ness and he seems to work a lot of that into his material.

I don't know how it happened but my panties spontaneously dropped all by themselves the moment I looked at that beautiful picture.

I wouldn't let my mugger take my money, and he punched me in the face. I got stitches, he got $4. You never know how you're going to react to one of these situations until you're in one. Was it worth it? Probably not, but I stood up for myself, and I am proud of that. Would I do the same thing? I don't know. I'm proud…

I'm still mad about Brody. (edit: but I saw that Raza Jaffrey is in this new season- had to look up his name- but YES)

Is it just me, or is Weird Al the thing that is making this week almost somewhat bearable?

Greg Kinnear is cute forever!

Last winter, the guy sitting next to me on the ski lift let me try a white chocolate wasabi Kit Kat from Japan. It was shockingly delicious; creamy and spicy all at once. Then he told me about his adventure at an abandoned, haunted ski resort the weekend before. Then he hopped off the lift and vanished into the snow.

He is so amazing in Fargo (the tv series).

But, see, when you move to sex acts that are not penetrative sex, I think perception and subjectivity become much more prominent in the interpretation of events.I'll use a personal example: Shortly before I left for my freshman year of college, I hooked up with a g high school crush. No penetrative sex, just oral, and…

Yes they are. I was driving down the street the other day listening to "Steal My Sunshine", and I saw a girl walking down the street in overalls and Doc Martins. I had to make sure I was still in the right millennium.

Imma let you finish, but the original attack cat had the best family 911 call ever. I love the transcription.

Hey hey hey, Alabama was finally mentioned without doing something racist, sexist, or Darwin Award-worthy stupid! *applauds*