This is the biggest "who cares?" article I've seen in months, but I guess that's welcome when 99% of articles online are about our impending doom.

My friend is a "functioning" alcoholic. Never drinks on work days, but when he drinks on his days off it's always to the point of blacking out, falling down, etc. And it is every week without fail. So yeah, there are definitely many different ways to be an alcoholic.

Jesus. Thank god that doctor had the sense to call your wife, but if you came in yellow as a Simpsons character I'm confused why she let you go home in the first place.

This is good advice. My friend was a SEVERE alcoholic for many years. He eventually weaned himself off by tapering down and doing a certain number of shots every few hours. Now he's…well, still an alcoholic, but more of the functioning variety than he used to be.

It honestly sounds like you're trying to rationalize your alcoholism. You can be an alcoholic without drinking a fifth of whiskey a day and getting the shakes every time you wake up.

Everything you wrote here applies to how I have sex. Sometimes it's an emergency and public bathrooms can be filthy, so a discreet spot under a tree, the outdoors, an empty room, or a car works perfectly.

It is weird that the first Edgar Wright movie I have little desire to see (mostly based on that title) is the one that makes the most money. I can only assume people thought it was a rushed Boss Baby sequel.

The last time that happened with Tennant and Smith, it involved a timey-wimey special portal that was an important plot detail. This just sort of…happened.

I love Doctor Who, but a lot of times the more timey-wimey plot stuff flies over my head. I'm sure some AV Clubbers can help explain for me:

It is not. It's also not a Boss Baby-style animated film about a baby who drives a car, which is what you would expect.

This isn't a J-horror remake, it's an anime adaptation.

The Slap is still a better title than Baby Driver, so it has that going for it.

Being named after a song doesn't make it any less of a terrible movie title, unfortunately.

Being named after a song doesn't make it any less of a terrible movie title, unfortunately.

I could watch La La Land all day and all night and be perfectly happy. I want to move into that movie and live there.

The title of this movie is so godawful that I skipped the trailer, but since it's Edgar Wright I'm sure I'll love it. I'll probably have to wait to see it at home though, because nobody wants to go to the theater with me to see a movie they think is a BOSS BABY spinoff.

That would require us to ever think about Dax Shepard or CHIPs, both of which I forgot existed until you mentioned them.

I didn't care much for this season overall, and I doubt I'll remember more than 3 of these queens a month from now, but Sasha is a deserving winner. Aside from her amazing looks and killer lip syncs, she just has a nice, positive attitude that stood out amongst all the bitchiness and catfighting this year.

I would think with all that cold there would be shrinkage and (literal) blue balls. I'm not sure how horny Mr. Freeze can possibly get.

As someone who grew up in the MTV era, it's interesting how much music videos awakened my burgeoning sexuality. I'm not joking when I say Fincher was a huge part of that. Of course, the man also did Fight Club, featuring Brad Pitt as the apex of sexual masculinity, and that changed lives as well.