It'd be nice if someone could write an album that wasn't about a break up or the rush of first love, neither of which I really give a shit about. At least we have Katy Perry turning everything into a sex pun like she's the horny Mr. Freeze, I guess.

The Freedom video and the Express Yourself video made me gay, so I owe Fincher a big thank you.

The Game is amazing and throws this theory off.

Yeah, I can't understand why Fincher is doing this. I love just about every movie he's done so I'm sure it'll be fine, but it seems like such a waste of time for such a meticulous guy.

What's the best use of a one-hit wonder in a TV show or movie?

Where is Teti doing games journalism? It's definitely not Gamecological, which is mostly a collection of opinion pieces and reviews of games that came out 2 months ago.

Kotaku is great, and one of the only video game sites doing real journalism. Fuck that and Fuck Hulk Hogan and Fuck You.

I think when reviewing a game like this, it needs to be reviewed in a random matchmaking experience. I certainly don't have enough friends to stock an 8-player game on a regular basis, and I'm betting 90% of other folks don't either. It sounds like this game really suffers when you're paired with random people, which…

Weird for this to happen just a few weeks before the end of the shoot. Another Josh Trank situation?

Because somebody has to repair the damage Zack Snyder has wrought. Damon Lindelof and Joss Whedon to the rescue!

He's not Donald Trump or Bill Cosby, come on now.

As someone who doesn't watch this show (but now kinda wants to because it sounds like Dynasty in the White House), are we talking about USHER Usher? "Yeah!" Usher? Bieber discovering Usher? The Faculty star Usher? Or is it just some other dude named Usher?

Well, it was nice knowing all of you. I've always been in the greys on Kinja and have no idea how to get out, so I'm basically going to fade away like Marty McFly's hand once our new overlords arrive.

Renny Harlin gets a lifetime pass for Nightmare on Elm Street 4 and Long Kiss Goodnight. Cliffhanger and Die Hard 2 are a ton of fun too. You know, come to think of it Renny Harlin is underrated!

The person accused of these allegations is neither gay nor a male. It's 2017 man, get with it!

Natureslayer: the one person on earth demanding more PWR BTTM articles. Because "a lot of people" like them.

Hey, my reason for hating Cars is that they unironically blast "Life Is A Highway" on the soundtrack. That's when I knew I was watching something horrifying and awful, and that's definitely in the movie.

Fitting that this season that experimented with structure should be accompanied by an experiment in releasing reviews. But much like The Stanford Prison Experiment and The Belko Experiment, I hope it never happens again. Nobody needs this much OITNB in one day. It also seems disrespectful of other recent TV Club…

They've done some shows (Daredevil, I believe) on a weekly review schedule, which meant we were getting Daredevil reviews MONTHS after it came out. I feel like an episode a day is the sensible sweet spot for Netflix shows.

I've seen a surprising number of these movies since a lot of them are horror sequels, but I'd say my favorite is Wishmaster 2. Mac and Me also holds a special awful place in my heart.