While I disagree with your shade thrown at Catherine Zeta-Jones, it fits right in with all the shade thrown on Feud so I appreciate it.

Go for it! Especially if it can help me convince you to give Bates Motel a shot. Then you can love TWO excellent-but-different serial killer stories that are prequels to classic films.

I loved Hannibal, but would love to hear this insane rationalization. Hannibal and Bates Motel weren't on the same network and shared none of the same cast or creative team, so what exactly does one have to do with the other?

The Dr Edwards twist annoyed me, but I don't think they should address every past victim. Serial killers always have more victims than the authorities can confirm and prove, so having them uncover every dead body like it's the climax of a slasher movie would be a bit silly.

While I understand the desire to ask her about Feud, what a stupid waste of time. Do we really think 100-year-olds are keeping up with the buzziest FX hits? Should we ask her about the Girls finale while we're at it?

I've actually never seen The Wire and…I really have no desire to. It hit just before "peak TV" was a thing, and now there's too many good shows to go back and watch 5 seasons of something that sounds like a dry civics lesson. How about they reboot The Wire and I'll watch that?

He can come flash my pan any time.

I do remember that. I think anal is much too much for The AV Club to handle.

This is a useless tease, but I almost see it as a troll of those terrible sites that post things like, "We break down The Last Jedi trailer scene by scene!" On that level I appreciate it, because now they have their work cut out for them.

Where's Carrie Raisler when you need her? This headline should read, "Dylan O'Brien Kills People With Some Old Dude in the American Assassin Trailer."

I'm curious to see what happens with Telltale now that their CEO stepped down last month. They've been crapping out game after game after game, and while some have been decent (I enjoyed Batman well enough), most have been forgettable. I didn't even realize this was coming out until two days ago. For what's…

I'm really enjoying this season, if "enjoying" is the right word for American Crime. It can't hold a candle to last season, but there's still nothing better on network TV.

I looked at the complete lack of comments on The AV Club reviews.

I got shit for wondering why on earth The AV Club is reviewing The Get Down, which is a show *maybe* five people watch, when they could be reviewing this instead. There is so much interesting discussion to be had about this series.

The first episode was definitely bad about falling into the "YA written by 35-year-olds" trope. But it gets all of that out of its system in the pilot and it isn't an issue afterwards.

Gee, if only this very interesting, thought provoking, discussion-worthy show had episodic reviews where we could all talk about these things. But hey, at least we got reviews of every episode of Iron Fist!

Sure. Might as well give the 3 people who do watch the show something to discuss.

Yeah, when a supposedly straight guy comes courting the gay audience it's hard to know how much of the interest is genuine and how much is a cynical marketing tactic. I'll admit that it works on my lizard brain though. I don't know if Nick Jonas or James Franco have ever sucked a dick, but to shamelessly flirt with…

Yes, and the fact that they act like douchey frat bros only feeds into the douchey frat bro porn fantasies. These guys are insidious.

I'm in the same boat. The one guy is hot and now I know he might be hung, and now I'm thinking about that instead of how much I should hate him. The gay brain is a complicated place.