I definitely wouldn't say that. It's easy and lazy to pile more hate on something everybody already hates. Similar to how they predictably tie Trump into every article. I'm amazed they didn't blame him for the rise of The Chainsmokers.

There's nothing wrong with liking someone who has a punchable face. Just ask Ryan Reynolds fans.

Yeah, fuck that music with a chorus you want to sing along to! Who needs it?

It was really hard not to say something when my coworker was going on about the greatness of Zack Snyder's filmography and Gerard Butler's career. But she has good taste 90% of the time so I just clenched my teeth.

Wait, I thought it had gone to shit because Supper Club became more important than TV reviews.

I'm in an ideal situation: I've read enough about these guys to know I hate them, but I'm pretty sure I've never heard a single one of their songs. The Drew guy is kind of hot though. It's just a shame his penis is probably only 4 inches long compared to the other guy's 13.

I saw Battlefield Earth opening weekend and cherish it as a beloved camp classic. Same with Batman & Robin. Sure, technically they're terrible, but they're so wonderfully over-the-top in their badness that they don't really qualify for this topic.

True, I guess there was that Van Gogh episode of Doctor Who where he got to learn of his posthumous acclaim before he died. Emily Dickinson just needs her own Doctor Who episode!

Well, he's hot, so I'll give him that much. But he was the blandest part of Sons of Anarchy, Crimson Peak (which I love), and Pacific Rim (which I do not love).

I'm really surprised this is good, mostly because it stars the not-so-powerhouse acting duo of Charlie Hunnam and Robert Pattinson. Were Travis Fimmel and Taylor Lautner unavailable?

I don't know anything about Emily Dickinson, but I love Cynthia Nixon and have my own obsessive anxiety about death, so this sounds pretty great.

I remember Patton Oswalt's first book being really bad, so I skipped the one about movies. Simon Pegg's memoir was also shockingly dull.

"Yes Please" is actually really good, and this is the first I've heard people complain about it.

That's why I don't really understand releasing this book. He's on such a career high right now, and this is like throwing a turd in the pool.

I love a good breezy celebrity memoir/essay book. The recent books by Lena Dunham, Anna Kendrick, Kathy Griffin, and Amy Poehler (sorry, reviewer, I liked it) are all pretty great. That said, everything I've heard about this book makes me like Alec Baldwin less as a person and makes me want to avoid his work. This is…

Oh I didn't say he *deserves* to die, just that I wouldn't mourn if he did. Much like those people who hang off cranes to make YouTube videos, if you die doing something completely stupid I can't feel too torn up about it.

I can honestly say I would not mourn if this guy died eating a photo of Jason Segel. If that makes me a bad person, so be it.

I tried listening to Inside Psycho based on this write up, but boy is it disappointing. It's like someone decided the lives of Ed Gein and Alfred Hitchcock aren't interesting unless you play Spooky Halloween Sounds tapes from the Dollar Store over all the narration. What a goofy choice.

I'd go for Papa Johns first, followed by Dominos, and then Pizza Hut a distant third if I'm out of other options.

I was hoping this would be about the ingredients or craftsmanship of Pizza Hut pizzas that makes them (supposedly) superior to everything else, but I guess a nostalgia ramble is more The AV Club's style.