+1 ‘Murica *electric guitar squeal*

This is the darkest day in Canadian history since Tim Horton’s car exploded.

Breaking: US men’s curling beats Canada. Canada is officially in mourning.

This has been texted to all of the shit talking (politely) Canadians I know. Take your star.

I like the first one better.

Somebody updated that:

“Whatever happens, just don’t let it come down to a shootout, pleeeeease”

It’s never an appropriate celebration song.

We also have to talk about the Maddie Rooney save at the end of OT that kept America’s ass alive. 4-on-3 powerplay with less than a minute to go, Canada broke through to get a shot at the net and she just deflected it over. Canada basically started celebrating with it in the air!

that’s unnecessary roughness.

This is a sports website that bitches and moans about the duration of baseball games. You can’t turn around and bitch about shootouts.

nutsackré bleu!

Seriously? THAT’S your take-away from all this?

The people that call in the false report should be arrested and tried for attempted murder. What else do you call it when you essentially send a fully armed squad to someone’s house? Granted this call wasn’t “as bad” since they weren’t claiming a crazed gunman in the home, but that is beside the point.

It is TOTALLY fucking illegal.

Of course it is.