Alex Smith for five years? Oddly enough, that’s not the dumbest thing I’ve heard come out of D.C. tonight.

“It’s like I’m living a movie,” Mr. Smith said, when asked for comment.

What a time to be alive ... and masturbating!

Are you sure your not mistaking Bulgaria for Albania?

One small correction Bradley. He was never a motorsports hero.

You find it funny that back in 2009 I poured my life savings into Classmates.com at $78 a share? Are you laughing at me? Am I a clown?

I can’t wrap my head around the fact that anyone thought Brett Friggin Favre had any idea what he was doing regarding something on the internets. It’s Brett Friggin Favre. The dude rides tractors to the corner store for PBR.

But copperfit is like totally real and works super good you guys.

David Cronenberg: /cums

what

EA has been public about its embrace of games as a service, and its lack of interest in releasing $60 games that do not have any sort of revenue tail,

Nah, it’s pretty much right on time. Did some research a while ago and the average time to death for studios that EA acquires is around a decade, most falling within 8 to 12 years. Bioware is at 11 now, so they’re right on time

I can see how this will go down IF EA EA’s the game with its shenanigans....

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I think this time around the thing that gets me is how... deliberate it feels? That’s not quite the right word for this, but hear me out.

After what they did to Mass Effect, I won’t miss them.

The ground is littered with the third party devs EA bought, squeezed dry, and then discarded. Why did anyone ever think Bioware would be different?

I just want another Dragon Age game as good as the first one, or a new single player Star Wars game :’(.

Alas, poor Bioware! I knew them of most excellent fancy. They hath borne me in their worlds a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those games that I wandr’ed in I know not how oft. —Where be your games now? Your stories? Your flashes of brilliance that were…

I am really on the fence about Anthem. Bioware’s strength is in storytelling and that can be hard to do in an MMO