This is sort of like in The Martix, when the guy is showing Neo the screen of scrolling gibberish. If you know what you’re looking at, this fight completely makes sense watching the Twitch streams. If you don’t it’s just a mash of garbage on a screen.

So every time there one of these huge battles I’m always intrigued, so I go to check it out on twitch and it’s always dozens of channels of static space backgrounds or maps or spreadsheets with nothing ever happening. What is even the point of this game? I’ve literally never seen anyone pilot a ship or fire a laser…

We’re replaying the 1980s.

I’m very excited for the day when our generation is spending six figures on, like, a “third off the line” Honda Prelude SH at auction.

I wish the top teams would hurry up and give more talented female drivers a shot in a good car. Then we can hopefully get a driver who’s more famous for all the races she won instead of her swimsuit photos and who she’s dating.

UPDATE: Danica has already crashed her car, and blamed everyone withing 100 yards for the incident. She then physically assaulted another driver on pit row, but thats ok

Women can race and win. Shirley “ChaCha” Muldowney proved it.

I can’t wait for some dude to win the Daytona 500 in a few years and be like, I was one of those dudes talking shit about Danica Patrick on a forum, and I then proved my point by winning the race she couldn’t!

Oh, my bad. Had no idea she won the indy-car championship... I digress.

I don’t believe that, there’s no way anyone would take credit for creating Captain N.

I have always heard they can teach a chimp to drive Daytona. I am happy that she can maintain her image for GoDaddy. I have no harsh feelings for her. I just don’t think she can drive.

Cool...we’ll get to see her wreck out one more time.

Truth hurts.....

.......When Danica Patrick announced her retirement last year....

Remember when she was a good driver? Nope, me either...

Good, I was seriously worried she wasn’t going to show off her lack of skills at least one more time.

While he didn’t break any bones, the doctors who examined him said it’s impossible to determine if he suffered any brain damage or not.

Check is in the mail Alex. Thanks again.

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