I really wish ESPN still did those corny “fantasy” games, you know, like the 80s 49ers against the 70s Steelers. Only I’d love to see the ‘08 Lions against the ‘17 Browns. I have to imagine it would end in a meteor hitting the stadium late in the fourth quarter with it tied 2-2.

I was born and raised near Cleveland and am old enough to vaguely remember the 1964 championship (eight years old at the time). As a kid who didn’t know better, I the Jim Browns of the world grew on trees and championships would always be on the horizon. Well, my family moved away when I was in seventh grade, but I…

At least this parade brought some people together

Say this for my generation, sure we may not have done much to prevent the slow decline of our civilization or stave off the imminent environmental catastrophe that will imperil our grandchildren but...we made some fucking funny signs.

Well they did celebrate one Wynn at least

They had some tough losses, but I’m confident in saying they are the best 0-16 team in the league.

Now that’s funny

This might be the only Browns Parade in my Lifetime... is probably the most saddest......

“John 0:16" was the best sign I saw today at the parade. (Cavs in 4!)

Harrumph

My first thought was “They’re sending a blue-chip college QB to skate in the olympics?!”

Wagner is not conceding. The votes from servicemen (you know, the real patriots) have yet to be counted.

Oh thank God.

Hey, now we have a chance of everyone on the team placing well.

“Bradie Tennell”

Hooray! Ashley Wagner is going to be furious.

Makes sense. The Rich tend to ruin everything.

A great example of how the uber rich have all the power and can basically ruin the lives of everyone else and not even feel the monetary loss of such an action.

The rich are ruining the game after the game required you to be rich to play the game? Yeah sounds about right.

This becomes more frustrating when you are in a lobby trying to sell millions of dollars worth of drugs or guns.