I love Shark Tank, watch it every Friday.

Kevin O'Leary was cast as the villain. He is the Simon Cowell formula. The Richard Hatch. He is supposed to say things that are abhorrent. He is supposed to anger, but always entertain. And he does entertain. He is expected to be subversive. He does often pit men against women in the marketplace, but that is the…

I love her so much!

His half brother is Jason Patrick. They are both son's of Actor/Pulitzer Prize winning playwright Jason Miller. Best known for playing the hot priest in The Exorcist.

Exactly. And also amazing in Near Dark. In Rivers Edge he did the best creepy child acting in a film ever.

hey, just because this essay was born as an essay about her mom, doesn't mean it can't become what it always was inside: an essay that's entirely about the author. Just because your Mother's Day essays are cis-subjected, don't push that narrow worldview here. You need to check your literary thematic privilege.

Beautifully written. A teensy bit self-indulgent for a mother's day letter though.

I really wanted to hear more about the mother.

I wish I was controlled by perv designer Marc Jacobs. I feel like the hog princess in these shitty clothes.

You know, Mark Jacobs must be totally exhausted controlling all these "puppets" he has. Guy probably needs a vacay.

I love Elaine. It's not like she didn't TRY to have female friends. She just really hated that fucking English Patient ("Just die already! DIE!") and those ladies ostracized HER. Been there, Laney.

On behalf of loners everywhere, thank you. I have individual female friends, but I had a brutalizing time in my earlier years due to this expectation that we all have a group of girls to hang with. I tried. But gender-restricted groups can be very, very mean to the oddballs and misfits.

Maybe we should just stop asking actors and pop stars if they're feminists. I mean it really doesn't affect my life if Shailene here is a feminist or not, and I'm getting so tired of these dumb answers. This wasn't Lady Gaga levels of bad, but it is some impressive word salad. I'd rather not know that basically…

I remember the gerbil story but the one about Rod Stewart doesn't even make any sense. You only need something pumped from your stomach is something is poisonous. Honestly, if semen were that poisonous to swallow, I am sure Every. Last. One. Of. Us. would be dead already!

Coming to Jezebel for actual feminism is like going to McDonalds for actual food.

The best part about that rumor is some reporter actually asked Rod Stewart about it, and he answered with a nice punny "Never had the experience of having semen, or seamen in my mouth" or something similar. So 1 point for Rod Stewart.

LOL, you know I'm just repeating the famous rumor about Stewart, right? I don't actually believe it! It was just a dumb thing all the older kids at my school said to "prove" that Stewart was, like Gere, a giant homer-sexual. (I had a crush on Rod when I was like 10 and saw him on Solid Gold or something, so it was…

Wait! That one is totally true! My sister's friend's cousin's best friend was a nurse on duty that night!

I know they were like my musical theater couple who would then start a musical company with all of their fabulously talented singing kids. Alas no....

For one thing, musical fans make up a decent sized chunk of the population. A LOT of people knew who she was from Wicked. For another, she was in the movie version of Rent, which reached a much wider audience than just theatre fans. She was also in Glee (a highly publicized recurring role), and she's a freaking Disney …