Renovations at Trump Tower

Allegedly the fastest car in the world is car referred to as “My Buddy’s Mustang”. I hear about it at every car show but have yet to lay eyes on it.

Was probably a V6 with an exhaust.

Dieter: Where is the most logical location for the MENU button?

I can hear Tavarish now...

Houston Cars & Coffee - April 2014

Hmm. Given the looks, I will vote CP.

Well there was this one time with a flashing warning that said “danger to manifold” and then the floor fell out.

What’s this “park” that you speak of? You put it in neutral to save wear on you left leg.

But I flap the paddles.

That guy isn’t so Singapoor if he has a GT-R.

You know a few years ago video games stopped including manuals in the cases. That should have been our first warning.

So many good ones.

Either y’all never went to college parties, or you played drinking games with Michelob Ultra and non-alcoholic jello shots. Too many rules.

Uhh, that’s not how drinking games work. You don’t list off 30 clauses, because of course that shit’s gonna happen.

“I don’t get why BMW installs turn signals, I don’t ever use them”

Yeah, but since its purpose is to hunt its prey (i.e. unsuspecting drones) it should obviously be called a “Sexpredator”.

so much hilariously lazy editorial here.

So why did you miss the weld?

This car seriously had all the makings of a Nissan 370Z, Ford Mustang and Chevrolet Camaro, Infiniti G37, etc competitor. If you only look at the spec sheet, this car had everything it needed... but...