Maybe it’s because I’m far too deeply entrenched in the godless Liberal agenda, but what’s the appeal of CPAC? “Hey, kids, do you think Comic Con is too much fun? Well, come to CPAC and waste an entire day surrounded by a shit ton of racist and sexist homophobes!”

I don’t remember any campaign being this LONG ever! Though, full disclosure: I’m 23.

My parents are Republicans and they fucking hate Trump. So, that gives me a TINY smidgen of hope.

I actually said “wow, I like Mitt Romney now” after watching his speech today. That’s fucking horrific Trump is.

I’m going to vote for whoever gets the Dem nomination, but I’ve also completely given up all hope. I’m in a weird place. I need a hug. And weed.

David Bowie (RIP) was a fucking prophet. He predicted Trump’s rise with his song “I’m afraid of Americans.”

Fucking Slimer!! Thanks for recovering repressed memories of that pile of ecto shit!

Trump looking at the book thinking “fuck, I wish I could understand what these arbitrary symbols meant.”

The background guy’s expression is a mix between “this bitch” and “gurl, where did you get those shoes?”