Exactly this.

Baking soda + a small amount of water.

Exactly why I thought of him first.

I recommend looking for a Mainecoon or Mainecoon mix that needs a home. These are larger cats but not unhealthily fat. Adult cats are great because they are already trained for the litter box, scratching post, etc. Check with your local no kill shelter or kill shelter.

Please leave cats out of this. Rodents, maybe, but really any creature with a heartbeat is to good for this vile...being. Perhaps if we could find an Audrey Jr to leave with him.

You are so welcome!

Parker Posey is everything.

A Mighty Wind and Best in Show are my personal favorites... They are two older movies of this Guest genre, if you will, but, if its a feeling down day, a cold rainy day, or I’m sick, they are guaranteed to cheer me up (along with Maid in Manhattan because Ralph Finnes in this movie reminds me so much of Bing Crosby,…